Helen Vegan Chicka

Hey there! 

If you were born in tiny, cold town in Siberia (nothing have to do with Serbia, Siberia in Russia, folks) you should know that cutlets can be made from MEAT and only from MEAT. I guess about 90% of our daily diet are animals products. People saying is sooo freaking cold in Siberia that average man CAN NOT survive without meat. BULLSHIT. CONSUMING OF MEAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WEATHER (it has to do with intestine, microflora and bacteria). Okay? But today about Meatless cutlets. My little brother liked them even more then traditional one. All you need is oat. Well, almost.  Here the recipe:

Sexy Products:

Boiled water - 2 cups

Oats - 2 cups

Onion -1

Garlic- 3

Olives

Vegetable oil

Flaxseed

Semolina 

ACT

1 Mix 2 cups of oats with 2 cups of boiled water

2 Fry onion, garlic, olives with vegetable oil.

3 Mix oats and fried ingredients. Add salt and pepper to taste.

4 Mix semolina and flaxseed in another boil.

5 Make cutlets, put them in semolina and flaxseed mix. Each side.

6 Fry in a frying pan, using vegetable oil.

ORGASM:

Serve with greens and/or sour cream, vegetable salad.

Now what people do in Siberia during winter (it is can be -40C!)? Answer: They drink vodka and make love with each other. 

That’s why man trying to find a good wife. Wife in Russia like  ”good device” - she must cook, clean and be good in bed. 

According Statistic (in famous old Russian song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Rle58QhLI) for every 10 girls only 9 guys. But trust me situation much worst out there now. 

Sexy language:

cutlets - kotlety (катлеты) or sweet one - kotletky (катлетки)

Yummy! 

Sexy products:

1 cup flour (whichever kind you prefer)

Sexy language.

In Russia we have proverb: ” The first pancake is always messed up!” ( Первый блин всегда комом). The same we can say about sex I suppose. But maybe other were more lucky than I was. 

Okay.

Russian - Pancake- Blin (Блин). 

The world “blin” you can also use as swear word. Almost the same as “shit” sometimes.

Orgasm:

To make people feel really high while eating Russian Pancakes you can try to serve dish with sour cream or whisk peanut butter and sugar powder together. But to be honest it is bullshit and too much work. SERVE WITH BERRIES AND COLD VODKA. 

Xoxoxo

• Sexy products:
• 5 large potatoes
• 1 yellow onion
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour
• 2 tablespoons grounded flaxseed
• curry (optional)
• ground black pepper to taste
• vegetable oil 
• 2 tablespoons “Earth Balance Butter”

ACT:

1. Finely grate potatoes with onion into a large bowl. Drain off any excess liquid.
2. Mix flaxseed with few tablespoons of water. Give it few minutes. Add  salt, and black pepper, carry. Add enough flour to make mixture thick, about 2 to 4 tablespoons all together.
3. Turn oven to low, about 200 degrees F (95 degrees C).
4. Heat  oil (mix oil and Earth Balance Butter) in the bottom of a heavy skillet over medium high heat. Drop two or three 1/4 cup mounds into hot oil, and flatten to make 1/2 inch thick pancakes (use tablespoon to make it). Fry, turning once, until golden brown.

Sexy language:

Ukrainian - deruny - (деруни) 

Russian, Belarusian - draniki - (R - драники; B - дранiki) 

Orgasm :

For better affect serve with sour cream, tomatoes or nuts.