Sexy Russian Pancakes


Sexy products:

1 cup flour (whichever kind you prefer)

 1/4 cup raw agave syrup (you can add sugar instead)

2 tablespoons baking powder

3 table spoons unsweetened organic apple sauce 

 1 teaspoon hazelnut extract 

1/2 teaspoon salt

 1 cup soymilk (or almond milk)

 2 tablespoons canola oil

Earth Balance batter 

ACT:

1 Set all your ingredients 

2 Mix dry products in the large bowl

3 Add milk, apple sauce, milk, extract, oil. Mix until smooth. 

4 Now the pan should be ready for your batter, so spoon one pancakes’ worth of the mixture into the pan.

5 Turn with your fingers and fry other side of pancake. Wait when batter will gone. 

6 Promise yourself to not eat all pancakes while you are cooking them.

 

Sexy language.

In Russia we have proverb: ” The first pancake is always messed up!” ( Первый блин всегда комом). The same we can say about sex I suppose. But maybe other were more lucky than I was. 

Okay.

Russian - Pancake- Blin (Блин). 

The world “blin” you can also use as swear word. Almost the same as “shit” sometimes.

Orgasm:

To make people feel really high while eating Russian Pancakes you can try to serve dish with sour cream or whisk peanut butter and sugar powder together. But to be honest it is bullshit and too much work. SERVE WITH BERRIES AND COLD VODKA. 

Xoxoxo