22 Sep
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My sexy Siberian Meatless Cutlets.

Hey there! 

If you were born in tiny, cold town in Siberia (nothing have to do with Serbia, Siberia in Russia, folks) you should know that cutlets can be made from MEAT and only from MEAT. I guess about 90% of our daily diet are animals products. People saying is sooo freaking cold in Siberia that average man CAN NOT survive without meat. BULLSHIT. CONSUMING OF MEAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WEATHER (it has to do with intestine, microflora and bacteria). Okay? But today about Meatless cutlets. My little brother liked them even more then traditional one. All you need is oat. Well, almost.  Here the recipe:

Sexy Products:

Boiled water - 2 cups

Oats - 2 cups

Onion -1

Garlic- 3

Olives

Vegetable oil

Flaxseed

Semolina 

ACT

1 Mix 2 cups of oats with 2 cups of boiled water

2 Fry onion, garlic, olives with vegetable oil.

3 Mix oats and fried ingredients. Add salt and pepper to taste.

4 Mix semolina and flaxseed in another boil.

5 Make cutlets, put them in semolina and flaxseed mix. Each side.

6 Fry in a frying pan, using vegetable oil.

ORGASM:

Serve with greens and/or sour cream, vegetable salad.

Now what people do in Siberia during winter (it is can be -40C!)? Answer: They drink vodka and make love with each other. 

That’s why man trying to find a good wife. Wife in Russia like  ”good device” - she must cook, clean and be good in bed. 

According Statistic (in famous old Russian song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Rle58QhLI) for every 10 girls only 9 guys. But trust me situation much worst out there now. 

Sexy language:

cutlets - kotlety (катлеты) or sweet one - kotletky (катлетки)

Yummy! 

20 Sep
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Sexy Russian Pancakes


Sexy products:

1 cup flour (whichever kind you prefer)

 1/4 cup raw agave syrup (you can add sugar instead)

2 tablespoons baking powder

3 table spoons unsweetened organic apple sauce 

 1 teaspoon hazelnut extract 

1/2 teaspoon salt

 1 cup soymilk (or almond milk)

 2 tablespoons canola oil

Earth Balance batter 

ACT:

1 Set all your ingredients 

2 Mix dry products in the large bowl

3 Add milk, apple sauce, milk, extract, oil. Mix until smooth. 

4 Now the pan should be ready for your batter, so spoon one pancakes’ worth of the mixture into the pan.

5 Turn with your fingers and fry other side of pancake. Wait when batter will gone. 

6 Promise yourself to not eat all pancakes while you are cooking them.

 

Sexy language.

In Russia we have proverb: ” The first pancake is always messed up!” ( Первый блин всегда комом). The same we can say about sex I suppose. But maybe other were more lucky than I was. 

Okay.

Russian - Pancake- Blin (Блин). 

The world “blin” you can also use as swear word. Almost the same as “shit” sometimes.

Orgasm:

To make people feel really high while eating Russian Pancakes you can try to serve dish with sour cream or whisk peanut butter and sugar powder together. But to be honest it is bullshit and too much work. SERVE WITH BERRIES AND COLD VODKA. 

Xoxoxo

19 Sep
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Sexy Ukrainian Potato Pancakes

  • Sexy products:
  • 5 large potatoes
  • 1 yellow onion
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons grounded flaxseed
  • curry (optional)
  • ground black pepper to taste
  • vegetable oil 
  • 2 tablespoons “Earth Balance Butter”

ACT:

  1. Finely grate potatoes with onion into a large bowl. Drain off any excess liquid.
  2. Mix flaxseed with few tablespoons of water. Give it few minutes. Add  salt, and black pepper, carry. Add enough flour to make mixture thick, about 2 to 4 tablespoons all together.
  3. Turn oven to low, about 200 degrees F (95 degrees C).
  4. Heat  oil (mix oil and Earth Balance Butter) in the bottom of a heavy skillet over medium high heat. Drop two or three 1/4 cup mounds into hot oil, and flatten to make 1/2 inch thick pancakes (use tablespoon to make it). Fry, turning once, until golden brown.

Sexy language:

Ukrainian - deruny - (деруни) 

Russian, Belarusian - draniki - (R - драники; B - дранiki) 

Orgasm :

For better affect serve with sour cream, tomatoes or nuts.

19 Sep
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                           Eat me - I’m your yummy sandwich.  Okay folks, I thought I tried all vegan sandwiches in NYC, but hell no. Yesterday I went first time to the “Teany” and today “Earthhealth” for sandwich. I saw many times how my friends DID “CHECK IN” on FB page in “Teany” café and thought that is the main reason why should discover it too. How was it? I waited 5 mins for the menu. Then I took it myself. Then I waited 10 mins when waitress will find a minute for hungry Russian vegan. While waiting I  had a short conversation with blonde lady wearing (inside!) black sunglasses (I think in her sixties). She reminded me glamour lady from LA, but in “Teany” she looked kinda weird (because place is not glamour at all, but nice).   –  Something wrong with service here!- she whispered to me, as it was a BIG SECRET and no one already noticed it. –   Yes, I see. But I heard food is good here? – I tried to join conversation.  – Food is great! But those ladies, I don’t know what is going on with them.   I was just smiling, but later I had the same question in my head. Can you imagine, they made me wait for simple sandwich 25 mins more. Another woman near me was so upset with this waiting thing that she cancelled her order and just left. I can understand her! I have never had experience like than NYC before and was just waiting for my VEGAN FOOD.  Also I am not a drama person. Finally, I got my sandwich – Ginger Chicken cost something like 9$ or something, which was really tasty, but I think it is better then stuff from “Terry”. Anyway I hope those guys will improve their service in future.   Well, I had a belief that the best vegan sandwiches in NYC are from Jivamukti café and “Terry”. But, hell no! Today I found my ideal sandwich. Listen up! “Earthmatters” café, Lower East side (177 Ludlow street). You should go for “Unchicken Salad Sandwich”( Grain Protein Unchicken Salad with Lettuce, Tomatoes and Choice of Spread). It is simply the best sandwich in NYC I tried so far.  And the cheapest – for only 7,75 $. I am not a big fan of sandwiches but still, warm and creative atmosphere, free wi-fi, yummy coffee (go for Mocha with soy, If vegan!) few raw options - touched my Russian vegan heart. Now “Earthmatters café” in my personal rating list of lovely veggie places in lovely NY.   Cheers!                                  Eat me - I’m your yummy sandwich.  Okay folks, I thought I tried all vegan sandwiches in NYC, but hell no. Yesterday I went first time to the “Teany” and today “Earthhealth” for sandwich. I saw many times how my friends DID “CHECK IN” on FB page in “Teany” café and thought that is the main reason why should discover it too. How was it? I waited 5 mins for the menu. Then I took it myself. Then I waited 10 mins when waitress will find a minute for hungry Russian vegan. While waiting I  had a short conversation with blonde lady wearing (inside!) black sunglasses (I think in her sixties). She reminded me glamour lady from LA, but in “Teany” she looked kinda weird (because place is not glamour at all, but nice).   –  Something wrong with service here!- she whispered to me, as it was a BIG SECRET and no one already noticed it. –   Yes, I see. But I heard food is good here? – I tried to join conversation.  – Food is great! But those ladies, I don’t know what is going on with them.   I was just smiling, but later I had the same question in my head. Can you imagine, they made me wait for simple sandwich 25 mins more. Another woman near me was so upset with this waiting thing that she cancelled her order and just left. I can understand her! I have never had experience like than NYC before and was just waiting for my VEGAN FOOD.  Also I am not a drama person. Finally, I got my sandwich – Ginger Chicken cost something like 9$ or something, which was really tasty, but I think it is better then stuff from “Terry”. Anyway I hope those guys will improve their service in future.   Well, I had a belief that the best vegan sandwiches in NYC are from Jivamukti café and “Terry”. But, hell no! Today I found my ideal sandwich. Listen up! “Earthmatters” café, Lower East side (177 Ludlow street). You should go for “Unchicken Salad Sandwich”( Grain Protein Unchicken Salad with Lettuce, Tomatoes and Choice of Spread). It is simply the best sandwich in NYC I tried so far.  And the cheapest – for only 7,75 $. I am not a big fan of sandwiches but still, warm and creative atmosphere, free wi-fi, yummy coffee (go for Mocha with soy, If vegan!) few raw options - touched my Russian vegan heart. Now “Earthmatters café” in my personal rating list of lovely veggie places in lovely NY.   Cheers!      

                           Eat me - I’m your yummy sandwich. 

Okay folks, I thought I tried all vegan sandwiches in NYC, but hell no. Yesterday I went first time to the “Teany” and today “Earthhealth” for sandwich.

I saw many times how my friends DID “CHECK IN” on FB page in “Teany” café and thought that is the main reason why should discover it too.

How was it?

I waited 5 mins for the menu. Then I took it myself. Then I waited 10 mins when waitress will find a minute for hungry Russian vegan. While waiting I  had a short conversation with blonde lady wearing (inside!) black sunglasses (I think in her sixties). She reminded me glamour lady from LA, but in “Teany” she looked kinda weird (because place is not glamour at all, but nice).

  –  Something wrong with service here!- she whispered to me, as it was a BIG SECRET and no one already noticed it.

–   Yes, I see. But I heard food is good here? – I tried to join conversation.

 – Food is great! But those ladies, I don’t know what is going on with them.

 

I was just smiling, but later I had the same question in my head. Can you imagine, they made me wait for simple sandwich 25 mins more. Another woman near me was so upset with this waiting thing that she cancelled her order and just left. I can understand her!

I have never had experience like than NYC before and was just waiting for my VEGAN FOOD.  Also I am not a drama person. Finally, I got my sandwich – Ginger Chicken cost something like 9$ or something, which was really tasty, but I think it is better then stuff from “Terry”. Anyway I hope those guys will improve their service in future.

 

Well, I had a belief that the best vegan sandwiches in NYC are from Jivamukti café and “Terry”. But, hell no! Today I found my ideal sandwich. Listen up! “Earthmatters” café, Lower East side (177 Ludlow street). You should go for “Unchicken Salad Sandwich”( Grain Protein Unchicken Salad with Lettuce, Tomatoes and Choice of Spread). It is simply the best sandwich in NYC I tried so far.  And the cheapest – for only 7,75 $. I am not a big fan of sandwiches but still, warm and creative atmosphere, free wi-fi, yummy coffee (go for Mocha with soy, If vegan!) few raw options - touched my Russian vegan heart. Now “Earthmatters café” in my personal rating list of lovely veggie places in lovely NY.

 

Cheers!

 

 

 

16 Sep
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Today “Birds Eye” event steal 30 mins of my precious time, but they did fool me actually. The brand on Thursday launched its “Discover the Wonder of Vegetables”. campaign in New York’s Union Square. And silly Russian vegan thought that it would be veggie and meat free event. But, hell, no! 

- Is it vegetarian party?- I asked American women next to me.

- No, they just promoting their new staff. “Birds eye” - sell vegetables. Frozen vegetables. Ha-ha! - she was nice and a sceptic, as all women, especially independed, after 50…

- Frozen? Haha! - I laugh back and didn’t even know why.

 

Actually there were 3 Chefs, they cooked something. Others experts were talking about how to make children love vegetables and stuff. Which is very good to listen for many people who feed their kids with fast food shit.

I didn’t stay longer then 30 mins. And more fun for me was process of watching this guy with little colorful doggie (on the pic). Very cute couple. I bet they are vegetarians! They should be :)